The sex shop has a new sign in the window. Having previously marketed at: the old and the heroic (Massive discounts for OAPS, nurses and firefighters!); the insomniacs (Now open at 7am!); the cheapskates (We buy and sell all second hand stuff!) their latest campaign appears to be aimed at the panic buyers.
LAST CHANCE to buy ADULT STUFF b4 the station!!!!
I must admit, I regularly panic buy lemons, but I have never known anyone to be commuting to London and thought 'oh *damn*, I wish I'd bought a vibrator when I had that last chance, now I am going to be bored for 50 minutes.' I mean, yes, I like to take something to do on the train, but usually it is a book or a crossword.